A viking architect by the name of “Fyxate” posted a short tour of their Valheim home. Everything about it makes me shudder with bitterness, and yet, I can’t help but be wowed from start to finish. Kicking off the tour, they’ve got this lovely little walkway through a nestle of pine trees that snakes up a rocky incline, and leads to an entrance so intricate, I will be stealing its design with immediate effect. Whether I can actually work out how to build it or not is another matter entirely. Onwards, and into an open-plan living space, with a flipping gorgeous view over the sea, dining tables, rugs, and a stack of chests made to resemble a bookshelf. A contemporary Norse home that could probably make it into real estate show Selling Sunset’s next season. But then they head downstairs, into a basement that’s built under rock. I literally had no idea you could do this, and it looks rad as hell. It’s the sparkly copper ore acting as a ceiling that’s just, chef kiss. So anyway, when can I move in? Oh wait, no I can’t move in, because it’s still a work-in-progress. Alright, they’re taking the piss now. I’m going back to my home and I’m going to tell my friends about it and we’re going to try to build something under a rock. But probably end up getting crushed in the process. Imogen tracked down some other mightily impressive Valheim builds, if you’re interested in seeing more mad creations.
